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Forget It, Let’s Have A Baby!

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Move over, Baby Yoda! Despite being grounded by the COVID-19 pandemic, intrepid OPM-73 crew members Brett (Chip), Allegra (Director) and Eli (Rob the Robot) continue to discover new and engaging life forms, right here on Planet Earth. 

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We’ve Built It… Will They Come?

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Ross arrives for reopening night but Gaz is still missing. Will he show? Will anyone? ​

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Jingle My Bells

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Whatever you celebrate, however you celebrate it, we wish you a merry what-have-you and a happy, healthy GFY to 2020!

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April Fools

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Some said it wouldn’t last six weeks but at last count, Absinthe was closing in on 10 years as one of the hottest tickets in Las Vegas. Here’s a look back at some of the silly, sublime ways we’ve celebrated the show’s April 1st anniversary over the years.

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Area 51 Alternatives for Space Tourists

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Area 51 can suck it. Sure, it may have been a worthwhile destination back in the day—and by that, we mean before everyone knew aliens not only live among us, but how to spot the ones running the U.S. government. Now, though? Pffft. Don’t believe the hype. Whatever you think lives behind the U.S. military […]

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The Many Moods of Dusty Moonboots

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Dusty Moonboots is the intergalactic glam rocker who once entertained passengers on board the Starship OPM73. One never knew when or in what form the shapeshifting chanteuse would appear, only that her Machine Dazzle-designed wardrobe would be faaaabulous. Sadly, Dusty’s frequency went silent in 2199 and hasn’t been heard since. Rumored to have joined the […]

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Gaz’s Guide: How to Hang Like a High Roller

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Masked, vaxxed and ready to party at a safe social distance? If so, now is your chance to do Vegas like the ballers do—at a fraction of the cost. From first class flights and accommodations to luxury dining, shopping and other rarified fun, there’s pretty literally never been a better time to enjoy Sin City’s […]

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Coffee, Scrotum Tea or Me?

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What happens when you dangle a smokin’ hot, scantily-clad acrobat over a bathtub full of water? Folks get miiiiiighty thirsty, that’s what.  A featured member of Absinthe’s 2006 debut cast, David “Bath Boy” O’Mer rejoined the show in Las Vegas in 2016. While we’re prohibited from serving David’s actual bathwater (no matter how nicely you […]

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Disco Never Dies

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It was called Disco Demolition Night. On July 12, 1979, a major league baseball promotion was spearheaded by Chicago radio announcer and anti-disco campaigner Steve Dahl.

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10 Ways to Go Buck Wild in Las Vegas

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Las Vegas is known for a lot of things yet somehow, outside of the annual Wrangler National Finals Rodeo (NFR), its bona fides as a first-rate destination for modern day cowboys, cowgirls and other Western lifestyle enthusiasts isn’t one of them. To address this oversight, we asked Boozy Skunkton, proprietrix and madam of the Atomic […]

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